“How do I stop eating chips & salsa? Do they run out, or do I die, or what?” ~anonymous “What anonymous said.” ~Elda Eats Last week was Labor Day weekend. And, for me, that weekend is traditionally a weekend where I take a long “staycation” home alone—although now it’s the dogs and me, which is even better as they love to cuddle—and spend the four or five days doing all of the things I love: reading, writing, cooking, watching college football, drafting my fantasy football team(s), taking in a few movies, relaxing, cuddling with my dogs, and eating way too many chips and way too much salsa. In general, it’s…